hi i'm al i'm sorry

I think L would be proud of how far I take cupcake-making.

matsudumb:

*blows a kiss to the trashcan* (for light yagami) 

Anonymous asked:
hi al, i know this is a big chunk of your blog... so i feel kinda dumb asking this, but could you tag all of your explicitly sexual posts with something?

Sure. 

Sexually explicit posts about irl shit will now be tagged “al goddammit tmi”, sexually explicit posts in general will be tagged “DN NSFW”.

12, 17, 29, 42, 47

kiraconversations:

Hey hey thanks for the questions :)

12: How did you meet your best friend and why did you become friends?

My closest friend and I met in middle school but we didn’t become friends until high school. It’s one of those situations where you go through the same school system but you never get to know each other until you’re bored to death in the same AP Lit course and you find out they are as obsessed as you are with the same two albums from defunct 90’s bands. (Loveless and Spiderland). It’s rare to find someone who gets you in an elemental level even if you don’t always agree or approach things the same way. I honestly had to think for a bit about how our friendship started. It feels as if it was always easy once we started talking but I’m sure I was nervous then because he had a reputation as super brilliant and extremely blunt. He would make it clear if you were annoying (he once told someone we mutually hated to eat dog shit). And I was full of bluster and cynicism. We talk about anything and everything even if it’s awkward or weird or something that we’re ashamed to admit to others. Though we laugh and say ‘ha! Judging you for being obsessed with swimming homos’ (for example), it’s always with a sense of you can tell me anything and it’s no big deal or it’s ok I get it brah. I don’t really know why he puts up with my late emails, my very awful memory or my general flightiness but I’m not going to question it.

17: Have you ever broken a bone? If so, how?
Nope! I’m shocked actually because I’m very clumsy and accident prone. I have fallen down the stairs quite a few times but a Karina always lands on her ass. 

29. Answered :)

42: What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Haggis! Though I guess it’s Not very strange when you grew up eating things like pigs feet and octopus without knowing what it was. Haggis was good though bland if anything.

47: What is your favorite series of books? I haven’t read a lot of book series which is surprising given Im such a nerd. I feel like I’m very behind here. I mean I haven’t even read the Chronicles of Narnia. I guess the Star Trek novelizations/supplementary novels don’t count so I’d say probably the Dune books (first six.  the rest not by Frank Herbert are dead to me). Or the Harry Potter series. Ok it’s the nostalgia people. It was my first internet fandom I guess too. Like I think of all characters in terms of the house system and it had such an impact on my childhood too so I have to mention HP. 

KIRACONVERSATIONS’ TAG GAME IMMORTAL

thejoysofbunburyism replied to your post: quality death note fanfiction makes me…

my fav death note fanfic writer back in the day was tierfal have you read any of their stuff?

LOVE THEM. One of the most quality AND consistent writers from the first wave of DN fandom. 

llark replied to your post: idk why, but i’m doing a lot of fun st…

AL = THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK, also i want your zine.

[i’m standing alone on the block] wonderful, another default victory

WILL TRADE YOU IT FOR SOME GORGEOUS GHOST L FANFIC

ueyn replied to your post: idk why, but i’m doing a lot of fun st…

wait is that in gilroy

nah, this is in toronto. probably based on that one though.

ecogoths:

mello’s requirements for a boyfriend:

  • must be smart enough to keep up BUT NOT SMART AS HIM
  • must be attractive BUT still make him look more attractive in comparison
  • must fuck him while tchaikovsky plays in the bg
  • must understand the difference in quality of chocolates
  • must eat ass
  • must know what he’s wants when he blatantly says the opposite
  • must worship him

quality death note fanfiction makes me feel like i’m having a stroke, sweet baby kira take the wheel

idk why, but i’m doing a lot of fun stuff this week and i want to tell y’all about it

Anonymous asked:
So much ahegao in the death note manga I swear to god. Mello and Light make the most noteworthy ones.

If they ever banged each other it would ruin sex forever for both of them.

kiraconversations:

I have some good news and some bad news:

Good news: I FINISHED A FIC.

Bad news: I FINISHED A FIC. D:

Wrote the following at 3 am. I was “inspired.” And by inspired I mean still drunk from dinner and therefore my general filter of THIS IS SHIT STOP WRITING THIS IMMEDIATELY AND GO EAT BIRTHDAY CAKE UNTIL YOU PASS OUT FROM SADNESS INSTEAD wasn’t working so I wrote this:

Title: Church Politics

Pairing: A & Beyond Birthday friendship (if you can call terminal irritation and grudging affection a friendship which is probably the closest these two get to it, frankly), OC/OC

Rating: Mature (Mentions of sex and swearing, nothing too explicit but I wrote it so I’m being cautious here)

Word Count: 2232

Summary: B finds a new hobby. Another thing that A loves is tainted.

Fic after cut or you can also read it here.

Feedback, criticism would be delightful. I think I’m going to disappear out of shame for awhile as it stands.

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KARINA, GOOD GOD, I HAVE NEVER WANTED TO SHAKE YOUR SHOULDERS AND YELL OBSCENE PRAISE AS HARD AS I WANT TO NOW. READING THIS IS THE LITERARY EQUIVALENT OF A MANIC LAUGHING FIT. JESUS TITFUCKING CHRIST. I ACTUALLY FEEL A BIT OF A CONTACT HIGH. EXCUSE THIS SORRY EXCUSE OF A REVIEW, I AM CLEARLY UNDER THE INFLUENCE.

First of all *slobbers all over your B and A characterization*

These foul filthy fuckers you’ve created have stolen my heart and laughed at it mercilessly. They’re so degenerate and casually horrible and PISS I AM STILL LAUGHING AT A’S SLUTTY INCREDULITY OVER POTENTIAL BEYOND POETRY. Goddamn, I knew you were holding out on us, love, but if I knew it was going to slaughter me this bad I would have harassed you for writing non-stop. 

You write these little things they do that are just so sincere. We don’t have a lot to work with in-canon but you’ve filtered and concentrated a  lovely toxic brewery of personhood for them that’s really fucking addicting. Oh man, the tiny glimmers of dark bubbling underneath the surface were really lovely amidst the sea of grim mockery that is B’s line of thinking.  (In particular, the small addition of him having nightmares that was expertly positioned within all this other pissant baloney he’s feeding us — ooph, well done.)

and urgggggh the co-dependency that transcended morals and standards and the usual societal boundary crap and mutual disgust in the rest of humanity gOD A’S DEAD-INSIDE VOICE WHEN HE THOUGHT THEY WERE BANGING TO ‘CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT’. DO YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN WHEN I COMPARE THIS FIC TO UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHING? EVERY TIME I REMEMBER A MOMENT LIKE THAT, I AM FILLED WITH WILD FUCKING JOY. 

Karina, this is just cruel. Now that I’ve read Church Politics, nothing will satiate me but more awful orphan shenanigans from you.

spriteyagami:

does your pms ever get so bad you feel like killing someone?

spriteyagami:

does your pms ever get so bad you feel like killing someone?

clairymilk:

Does keeping your voice monotonous affect whether your accent can be heard or not? Because I just thought that maybe L keeps his voice relatively flat and monotonous in case he has an accent that might be a clue to where he’s from.

ask-death-note:

No matter how you use it, anything obtained by killing people can never bring true happiness